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"uh, why am i covered in feathers??"-Bella hahahahahahahahhahahhahahahaaha
"I bit a pellow...or two." -Edward
"Well, i was thinking of a different way of burning calories...
[talks to edward briefly]
"well theres plenty of headboard left!"

Cyrene. wrote:Whoaa so much people already had some of the quotes that i love but i'll put my favorite, i thought it was hilarious!! :

This was during Emmetts and Bella's arm wrestle. page 520.

Emmet: "Did Edward tell you how many houses Rose and I smashed?"
Bella: "One, two,-"
Emmet: "Three,"

gosh that made me laugh so hard!!

I TOTALLY AGREE WITH CYRENE. THAT PART WAS FREAKKIN HILARIOUS. I WAS CRACKING UP. ;D

"C'mon Bells! Nessie likes me, too," he insisted

"What did you call her?"

"Well,"

"You nicknamed me daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?" I screeched.

And then I lunged for his throat.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT WAS FUNNNNNNY. ITS ON PAGE 451. ;D[/i]

"I bit a pillow. Or two. That's not what I'm talking about."
XD Edward bit a pillow.

Page. 89

"Did you know that 'I told you so' has a brother, Jacob?" she asked, cutting me off. "His name is 'Shut the hell up.'"
"Good one."
She grinned at me. Her skin stretched tight over the bones. "I can't take credit - I got it off a rerun of The Simpsons."
"Missed that one."
"It was funny."


pg. 188

Pg. 723

Edward leaned his head against the same shoulder where he'd placed Renesmee. "Goodbye, Jacob, my brother . . . my son."

I was crying so hard when I read this.

my favorite quote:
"Over my pile of ashes"
-Rosalie

"its about time someone scored around here" - emmett

"i bit a pillow, or two, thats not what we're talking about" - edward

these + the blonde jokes are defo my favourites!

I don't know if someone posted this already but I want to share this.

"No one's ever loved anyone as much as I love you."

I really got all gushy and much and remembering some sweet moments in my life.

Emmett:So it's still standing? I would've thought you two had knocked it to rubble by now by now. what were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?

or

Emmett: Woo! Go Gators!
Charlie: Florida winning?
Emmett:Just scored the first touchdown, 'bout time somebody scored around here.

or

Garrett: If we live through this, i'll follow you anywhere, woman.
Kate: Now he tells me,

OK i'm done now

Thefloorhatesme wrote:Garrett: If we live through this, i'll follow you anywhere, woman.
Kate: Now he tells me,

OK i'm done now

HAHA! I like this one as well!

Not sure if someone's posted this, but my fave (or at least one of them ) would have to be when Jacob and Quil are talking at the beginning of Jake's POV.
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"I can't see it," Quil said in a low voice. "I can't imagine. I just don't... see anyone that way. I don't notice girls anymore, you know. I don't see their faces."

"Put that together with the tiara and makeup, and maybe Claire will have a different kind of competition to worry about."
-
I laughed soo hard at that. Maybe I was just slaphappy because it was 3:30 am, but I laughed pretty hard

I was crying by this part, and this made me cry even harder

EDWARD:
"Goodbye, Jacob, my brother . . . my son."

all the blond jokes from Jacob

EDWARD:
"Why dont you join us, Alice?" (although i saw it coming,i shout in joy at this)

"Take the baby," Edward said urgently.
JACOB: 'Throw it out the window." i couldnt help it and laughed!

JACOB: Instead of being the A/V dweeb about to ask the head cheeleader to the prom, I was the finished-second-place werewolf about to ask the vampire's wife to shack up and procreate. Nice. (Jacob's amazing, love him)

When Edward kisses Bella and Jasper tells him to not distract her, but she cant and Emmett laughs too. I wonder what Jasper was feeling too, hahaha.

My most favorite quote is:

""It goes against the grain," he expalined, "letting you wrestle with lions. I was having an anxiety attack the whole time.""

Edward says it right after she hunts the lion. it was just such an Edward thing to say.

Other favorites were"

""Um... carefully, Bella. Ow."" By Edward, again. The whole scene of when she "wakes up" is hilarious and, at the same time, a very heart felt scene too. Between Emmett teasing her and Alice putting her in a tight dress and stilettos, I loved it.

Emmett: "I'm not even sure she's a vampire, let alone a newborn," Emmett called from under the stairs. "She's too tame."

And then, ""How do I look?

Edward smiled. "Gorgeous. Of course-"

"Yes, yes, she always looks gorgeous," Alice finished his thought impatiently.""

A couple of sentences later Alice says:

""Esme, give her a few pointers on acting human while I stock the powder room with contacts."'
^^This one, to me, was so ironic casue Edward says something abuout Bella being so human in the beginning of the book. Also, Alice saying "powder room" was funny for some reason.

You. Got. Food. In. My. Hair.





haha. i love it, all thanks a rosalie and the conflict between her and Jacob.