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TWILIGHTfreakk wrote:"C'mon Bells! Nessie likes me, too," he insisted

"What did you call her?"

"Well,"

"You nicknamed me daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?" I screeched.

And then I lunged for his throat.

HAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT WAS FUNNNNNNY. ITS ON PAGE 451. ;D[/i]

I loved that.
I thought it was so hilarious!

And all the dumb blonde jokes to rose were of course hilarious. :]

Some that I remember (there are plenty of others that haven't been mentioned that I will try to find again):

Jacob's Thought: "It had once probably been a big mixing bowl, but she'd bent the bowl back in on itself until it was shaped almost exactly like a dog dish. I had to be impressed with her quick craftsmanship. And her attention to detail. She'd scratched the word Fido into the side. Excellent handwriting."
- Rosalie is so funny, and I loved Jacob's attitude here.

Bella's Thought: "I already had a big target on my forehead and there was really no point in trying to keep the extent of what I could do a secret. So I grinned a huge, smug smile right at Jane."
- I laughed at this part, Bella defying Jane smugly. All I could imagine was a smile like this:

Alice: "You'll be my sister officially in ten short hours...it's about time to get over this aversion to new clothes."
Pg. 40

"Emmet and Jasper howled with laughter at my blush while Edward removed my borrowed garter--which I'd shimmied down nearly to my ankle--verycarfully with his teeth. With a quick wink at me, he shot it straight into Mike Newton's face."
Pg. 55

Emmet: "You're monopolizing the bride, let me dance with my little sister. This could be my last chance to make her blush."
Pg.69

"Oh well, I thought to myself. He was a vampire, after all. Maybe we were going to Atlantis."
Pg. 77

Bella: "If I don't have a better sense of equilibrium in my next life, I'm demanding a refund."
Pg. 110

Bella: "Maybe later. I had another idea for burning calories."
Pg. 117

Bella: "We're going to tell Alice that I ran right to the clothes, we're going to tell her I spent hours in there playing dress-up. We're going to lie"
Pg.481

Emmet: What were you doing last night? Discussing the national debt?"
Pg.490


And soooo many others